You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament

Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace. You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions. You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected. It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional. You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others. While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well. At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything. You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams. You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.

What Temperment Are You?

Factoids of the Week

I hired a gentleman born in 1930, today.
I have 10 more pounds to lose to get to my target weight.
Allen's Stone Baked Pizza is awesome.
My thoughts and prayers are with Mrs. Edwards and Tony Snow.
I am elected as a delegate to the State Party Convention this year.
I really wish Menu Foods hadn't caused so much trouble for us.
I got a Cherry Tree Sprig yesterday.
I did not get a big black horse.
No, no. It wasn't the one for me.
John Tesh's Intelligence for Your Life is a good source for obvious truths.

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What it is, bro.

Basically, Prison Break is never going to end.

Karl A. Kilgore and Associates Comdemns Drunkenpiper Blog

Karl A. Kilgore and Associates today condemned the originators of the Drunkenpiper Blog for their lack of posts since August. "What promised to be an exciting voyage into the frontiers of Kilt-Clad-Bloggers has turned out to be an immense disappointment," said Karl Kilgore.

The internationally focused blog has featured snapshots of life in Spain, thoughts on the Church, pictures of the Non-Kilt-Adorned Girlfriend of the Drunkenpiper himself, and an exciting St. Patty's Day Message -- for 2006.

"Such lackluster blogging ought to be outlawed," added I,Sardonicus "it is a blight on the digital landscape. This blog would -- in the real world -- be a prime example of a zoning ordinance violation, with massive fees for allowing the structure to fall into such a state of disrepair."

Karl A. Kilgore and Associates recommends the following ideas as conversation starters for the Drunkenpiper:

1. A new series detailing his recent conversion to Scientology.
2. General updates on his life.
3. Insights from his upcoming book "Now that I've Learned to Live With Jimson, I Can Handle Any Form of Torture."
4. How to violate international visa and passport laws.
5. Recent weddings I've attended.
6. No, I wasn't abducted by Aliens.

Karl Kilgore and Associates Quick Poll

Does sarcasm ever get you in trouble?

Movie Review

I recently watched the James Bond movie, Casino Royale. For those of you who haven't watched it, I'll give you a brief synopsis:

"Talented undercover operative James Bond (AKA 007) is given a top secret mission, the completion of which involves intrigue, romance, the use of high-tech equipment, and a tuxedo. As the movie unfolds, you are caught up in a whirlwind of excitement as 007 battles with the forces of evil in a daring manner. Who will emerge victorious?"

Basically, I liked the camera work a lot more on this one as it had a more "realistic" feel to it. It gave James a very gritty edge that was lacking some in other films. Other than that, just insert standard boilerplate.

More From the "Thoughts..." Series

A moral quandary: Thunderbird guards against phishing, so everytime I get an email from Hillary Clinton's email list, it makes me click on "not a scam" before opening it. So, should I click it?

A speed record: I dined this past weekend with Seremy Jewell, and even though I got there at least 30 minutes after him, we still were able to leave at the same time.

Thankfulness: I just got a letter in the mail from Rudy thanking me for my support of his campaign. It's true... you just don't care how much people know until you know how much they care.

Cherry Blossom: Macon kicks off its Cherry Blossom Festival tomorrow. This is probably the most famous one, as the one in Washington is a cheap rip off.

The Gatekeeper of Opportunity II: The Journey Home

Today's Top Interviews:

Interview 1: "Well, I'm really interested in getting a job because I am a hardworking, dedicated, and loyal employee... I served time for dealing marijuana, but it was marijuana, not any really bad stuff. I also had to go back for breaking my probation."

Interview 2: "So I see here where you were charged with forgery...?"
"Yes, would that disqualify me from working here?"
"Well, not necessarily..."
She applied to be a cashier.

Interview 3: "Tell me about yourself"
Response?
The widest eyes of incredulity you have ever seen.

The Long Arm of the Law

Today, I sent someone to jail.

It's one of those aspects of the job where you never know what is going to happen that day. And by the end, I had caught one of my accounting room people stealing $400 from the company. We called the Sheriff's Office, and they lead her out -- complete with jewelry.

A satisfying day.

Matrimony Now!

or, "The Plural for Schwartz is Schwartz"

The wedding is over. The Marriage has begun. Groomsmen Joughon and Kilgore did an outstanding job of doing what they do best -- standing there and doing nothing.

It was a fun weekend, and a good wedding.

May the Schwartz be With You All.

Mad Props...

This was in today's newtspaper.

"Prinnie-Mack Coffee Co. at 100 Hospital Drive in Warner Robins has been awarded the Golden Cup by the Specialty Coffee Association of America, according to a news release from the coffee shop. The award was given to only 65 coffee shops nationwide in 2006, the release stated, and went to only two in Georgia. The awards are based on "extensive laboratory testing" by the association, the release said."

Ann Coulter

It is becoming very easy to distance myself from the Conservative Movement. I was reading the blogosphere where Ann Coulter made her usual splash at CPAC, this time by crossing the line in comments about John Edwards.