Tuesday, March 13, 2007

The Gatekeeper of Opportunity II: The Journey Home

Today's Top Interviews:

Interview 1: "Well, I'm really interested in getting a job because I am a hardworking, dedicated, and loyal employee... I served time for dealing marijuana, but it was marijuana, not any really bad stuff. I also had to go back for breaking my probation."

Interview 2: "So I see here where you were charged with forgery...?"
"Yes, would that disqualify me from working here?"
"Well, not necessarily..."
She applied to be a cashier.

Interview 3: "Tell me about yourself"
Response?
The widest eyes of incredulity you have ever seen.

1 comment:

Rachelle said...

Alternate title for the post: Things My College Education Failed To Prepare Me To Hear