When you're working 11pm to 7am, sometimes you need to come up with stuff to keep you awake. This morning as the sun started coming up and I started feeling more tired, I decided to rework some slogans in order to keep my eyes open. Here are a few that I came up with:
"It's possible that it's one of her inherited traits, but another possibility is that it is our product." Maybelline
"Looses all structural integrity when consumed orally, yet is resistant to decomposition when handled manually." M&Ms
"There's not even one person who has a negative opinion about us." Sara Lee
"I have great affection for this." McDonald's
"Obtain a unit of our product for your own personal consumption." Cheez-Its (Get your own box)
"Are you in possession of a lactose-based product?" Milk
"We are not dogmatic about our product's assembly." Burger King
"Do not constrain a facial expression." Little Debbie (unwrap a smile)
"We are the correct merchant. Our cost indicator is also accurate." Kroger (Right Store. Right Price.)
2 comments:
I'm impressed your mind could make these translations during the night shift.... rlr
Apparently there needs to be an "off" button on the genius switch.
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